I had the biggest shock of my life, and I bet you would freak out if this incident had happened to you...
I had just came back from basketball, all sweaty and soaked to the skin. Oh well, i just need a gulp of nice cool water. In any case, let's have the climax to begin.
I peered into the classroom to see if the teacher had came. I woudn't want Mdm. Chng to see me dripping wet with sweat. I saw a group of bos surrounding my table, I thought they were looking at my chinese compo which i faired very badly and so covered the top right hand corner with my jack. But no, i was absolutely WRONG!!
"Cheryl, look inside your pencil case!" JD said with a glimmer in his eyes.
Okay, so what. I zipped open my pencil case...Wow! and double wow! I SCREAMED!!! It was a life lizard zig-zagging through my pencil, pens and everything else i had inside it. O MI GOD! It was horror, i totall freked out. You would if you do. Nevertheless, i know who was the prankster - who else, but my arch-enemy Matthias Ng.
Months ago, Matthias dirtied my skirt with marker. I couldn't wash it off, even with Kleene detergent. Idiotic, I asked him to pay $15 but he didn't. Instead, he gave me Tootoombia currency...that country don't exist, for God's sake. Gosh, boys are immature.
Yesterday, he snatched my pencil case whule i was clearing up some mess around me. He stepped on it, an rubbed it on the whitewashed powdery floor. Seeing what Matt did, Dillen did the same and jumped on it t anger me. To them it's amusing seeing me flare up. Okay they stopped doing it and hand it to me giving the puppy's face of innocence - just like "darling" Denise. Drats, i took out all the things that my pencil case hold and put it under gushing water. It was drenched. O well,i left it in the gallery while having supp. class and at least, it dried. Matthias got a good bashing from me, too bad, he deserved it all the while.
And today, a lizard in MY pencil case. That is the least thing I'll ever have... Urghh! A lizard, eh? Ahhh, the horrible terror. To summarize the ol' crap stuff i said: BOYS ARE IMMATURE. Please agree with my fact statement. It's a fact isn't it?
To make my day horribler (i don't think there's such word, but who cares!), Dillen came back with 9 mag' and 9 paper bags. What do you think it is for? Girls! What is it about? Girls!!!!
You guessed it. A HIP magazine by BeeDees club. I No, i detest strongly that no sick stuff is to come in my way, this time it's a Truimph bra sample 'zine. Help, i am gonna faint. I must admit, i wear their 'ties (undergarments) but not that at this age. O man, what luck am i. I shoudn't have come to school.
What's in the bag. To tell you the truth, it's something MUCH MUCH WORSE than a magazine. It's a mens. pad. Cheesy, it's by Whisper! O mi god, I freaked out again. Why must the school, esp. Mrs. Nancy Lum, invite a Whisper spokesman and a Truimph one to speak to us about breasts and puberty?? It's horrible talks. I never ever want to be human in reincarnation. I'd rather be something else...how about a god? Buddhist one, for your info cos I am a downright buddhist. Otherwise, why would I believe in Reincarnation? Duh.
Boys as I said were immature, squealed, laugh and screamed after seeing what the girls got. Ms. Tan, gave them a lecture, so-called, on puberty. More talks...horrible.
Being innocent, JD asked: "Teacher, what are menstration pads?"
Gosh, he doesn't know. The whole class laughed. Idiots.
Ms Tan who dislike being called teacher said, "Student..."
JD finally understood. Haiz, what a horrible day in school. Wish me luck for tommorow's examination. Confiidence...dah, dah!